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David Havanero is a 23-year-old fitness instructor and personal trainer. He doesn’t do erotic photography, he doesn’t do pornographic photography, and he will only travel outside France if travel expenses are paid. I can see him not wanting to do anything pornographic, but I don’t see where he gets off saying he doesn’t do erotic [...]

Here’s a look at Carlos Freire from the sixth issue of Brazil’s Junior Magazine. There’s always been something boyish about his looks, which should suit those of you who secretly lust after high school seniors. And by “those of you” I meant everyone.

God I love it when strippers try their hand at legitimate modeling. Well, as legitimate as taking photographs in a tiny bikini with your cock hanging out can be. 24-year-old Eli Manuel is hoping those washboard abs and amazing ass will make the transition as seamless as possible. He doesn’t have too many photos on [...]

21-year-old Edd is a student from London currently looking to build portfolio. He’s not looking to do full frontal but is willing to discuss it if “a trust has been established” with the photographer. You know, “trust” as in bending over.

So he may not be willing to show off all his body like the last guy featured from Model Mayhem, Hugh P. That doesn’t make Ben any less sexy. The 20-year-old has also managed to get his foot in the door of the modeling world after being named by Playboy as one of the six [...]

I couldn’t be more supportive of sexy personal trainers becoming models. Especially when they’re willing to do frontal and are as hung as Hugh is. Best career move if I ever saw one.

The greatest about Carlos isn’t his perfect body or wonderful smile. No, the greatest thing about him is his penchant for dropping his pants. If that isn’t the sign of an up-and-coming model, I don’t know what is.

Normally I’d considering making the cover of California’s Adelante “Magazine” a sign that your life is an utter failure. But in the case of Christian here, I’ll call it a positive step in his pursuit of modeling. And I’m not just cutting him some slack for being so damn hot, but more so because him [...]

24-year-old Jared says that he is moving up in the modeling world. In fact, he’s at the point now where he is now looking for paid assignments. Could you imagine that? Getting paid for your time and effort? He really is moving up!

What, are we up to three legitimate models from Model Mayhem now? Daniel has managed to rack up six magazine covers in his 10 years of modeling, including being featured in DNA and Blue. He was also in one of those red jockstrap Jocko Underwear ads that he says is infamous, so I guess [...]

It must have been a bit of a letdown for Nick Dese to not be good enough to get into the NFL. But isn’t the world better off with him modeling suggestively with his pants halfway down his ass? I think so. Despite the highest profile gig he has gotten being a mere commercial for [...]

Finding a legitimate model on Model Mayhem is almost just as rare as finding Hillary Clinton wearing something halfway fashionable. 22-year-old Dominic has done work for RIPS and Universal Gear, making him the best kind of model - the underwear variety. Though it is his ability to land paying modeling jobs that Dominic won’t do [...]