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It’s not as fun to call someone a whore when they actually are one. In addition to posting some really good photos of himself on Revista Zero’s prostitute social networking website, 24-year-old Juan also does escorting on the side. That makes me think he’s done porn and that I’ve seen him someplace else, but I [...]

It’s a bit of a mixed message to post nude photos of yourself on the Internet with your face obscured. It seems like BigMuscle user “Hubris” couldn’t make up his mind whether he wanted to make lifelong friends or sell himself to the highest, oldest offer. Maybe this will help: If God didn’t want you [...]

It’s always nice to know exactly what your strong suits are. You may be a really good painter, really good at getting married men to leave their wives, or just have a really nice ass. In Filipe Bruschi’s case, he definitely knows it’s the latter. And possibly the second one.

Since prostitution is technically illegal, Log Cabin Republicans have to get their kicks in somehow while they’re camping out in the District of Columbia. I mean, you can’t spend all day being self-hating bastards now can you? That’s where masseur extraordinaire Gilberto Rojas comes in. Not only is he quite the looker, but I’m pretty [...]

Well, it looks like it’s going to be a slow week in the world of gay porn. Maybe there’s a cock ring convention going on or something. But that’s hardly a problem considering all-time favorite Internet Whore Arabian Fella has added even more photos to his glorious arsenal (or I barely noticed). Strange how looking [...]

Having not many photos and not writing a damn thing about himself, what can we concur about 27-year-old Ed? Well, he’d be a crappy date since it doesn’t look like he eats solid food and he can’t speak English. But since he’s put himself up for sale on BigMuscle I doubt he’s looking for great [...]

I’m so tired of all these classy profiles on gay websites. How am I supposed to call you a whore if you don’t post any pictures of yourself with your ankles above your head? We all know you’re an unlovable skank who has to constantly meet new people on the Internet because you’re a loser [...]

Even though Patricio has got some horrendous web cam photos in his profile, he’s looking mighty good in them nonetheless. And to think there’s a bunch of ugly people on the Internet with high quality glossy photos. It’s enough to make you want to call Jerry Lewis or something.

While my broken heart mends from being broken up with by someone I wasn’t even dating because I’m a fucking loser, didn’t feel like trolling through a bunch of profiles with guys flaunting their asses. So let’s revert to a personal favorite internet whore of mine (and arguably the best-looking guy ever featured here), Arabian [...]

You don’t get to be a bigger internet whore than being a spokesperson for the world’s largest inventory of internet whores. You know, that website that claims to be a positive voice for the international gay community and yet plays into many of the vices that plague that very group including, but not limited to, [...]

Aside from his liking of Julia Robert’s acting, Andre’s a pretty studly little internet whore. But on account of his perfect tan, I’m afraid I’m going to have to hate him out of jealousy. Being a “glass half full” kind of guy I’m electing to look at it this way: it ups his chances for [...]

You’d be hard pressed to find someone that didn’t agree with Matteo being a studly piece of ass. And that’s withstanding the fact that Matteo’s best photo in his profile isn’t even of him. No, that distinction goes to a photo of Jennifer Saunders from the first series of Absolutely Fabulous. Appreciation of the fine [...]