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People with the surname Velasco are horrible people - trust me. Still, nobody ever said a horrible person couldn’t also be horribly hot. In the case of Terra’s December The Boy model, this just happens to be true. For a year with some rather incredible The Boy models, I think 22-year-old Bernardo Velasco just might [...]

Here’s the belated Hot Video of Maicon Araújo. The 21-year-old is one of those models that definitely looks better on video than in his photos. The Hot Video offers a better look at the layout, and consists of Maicon just generally being adorable.
Related Post: Maicon Araújo from G

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Michel Fachinello was first featured in G Magazine with his brother Rodrigo for a rather provocative layout way back in March 2003. Here he is once again as their latest Macho da Hora model in one of G’s patented gaucho-themed photo shoots. He really does look better with the additional muscle definition, but he’d look [...]

What happens when the two most overexposed amateur porn stars desperately need drug money? You get a highly predictable layout that damn sure justifies said overexposure. The combination of Chris Rockway and Leo Giamani is hot, but it’s also nothing we haven’t seen before.
Related Posts: Leo Giamani @ Randy Blue, Leo Giamani & Trent Davis [...]

As far as G Magazine’s Desejo model go, Fábio Andrade is easily one of the best so far. Luckily G has released a Testosterona video to complement that small layout. While this video isn’t any better quality than his other one, it’s at least much longer.
Related Post: Fábio Andrade from G

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Kako Esteves brings his meaty thighs and thick ass over to G Magazine this week after appearing at LatinJocks as “Martins” few weeks ago. Unfortunately, Kako also brought over his meaty and thick eyebrows, too. A little plucking goes a long way, Kako.
Related Post: Martins @ LatinJocks

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I’ll give Terra this: Lucas Resende at least looks a little different from the guys they typically trot out month after month. And by different I mean that November’s The Boy model is bit more muscular than usual and his facial features are much more masculine. But I am going to have to give Lucas [...]

Here’s the Hot Video for the September cover models of G Magazine, Rodrigo Carvalho and Ismael Furtado. It consists of ten minutes of the two standing around naked not touching each other. Oh, the missed opportunities… This is the lower quality version of the video. If the better one becomes available, I’ll update this post [...]

I’ve never seen such a horrible cover for such an adorable cover model. 21-year-old Maicon Araújo was a contestant Mr. Gay Brazil, meaning he’s one in a rare breed of openly-gay cover models for G Magazine. And as asinine and offensive as “Mr. Gay” contests are, there is a bright side to its existence in [...]

I know - I’m also totally shocked that this month’s The Boy model from Terra is black. Shocked not for the simple fact he’s black, but over Terra actually acknowledging that people of African descent do in fact exist in Brazil. The last time they slipped and owned up to this was in mid 2007 [...]

It’s that time of the month we all take note of that has nothing to do with vaginal bleeding. Yes, it’s time for the Hot Video of G Magazine’s former cover model. August model Gustavo Moretto has been one of my favorites this year since he has a more natural build instead of that bulky [...]

Oh, the cruel irony. On the rare occasion that Terra gives us an unobstructed view of a model’s back side, he barely even has one. I’d like to say that Felipe Torretta more than compensates for that out front, but Terra thinks too damn much of itself to ever give us a glimpse at that. [...]