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Ricky told LatinBoyz that he had done one other nude photo shoot that it turned out to be a nightmare and he really wanted to do another one and make it right. Get it, nightmare? Ricky posed as “Nightmare” for BiLatinMen back in May and accidentally shot his load too early, resulting in a nightmarish [...]

Well I’ll be damned - BiLatinMen actually put effort into finding a hot model this week. I think it’s safe to say that him going by Nightmare is supposed to be ironic in the grand tradition of stupid BiLatinMen stage names since he is obviously anything but a bad dream. But why he kept his [...]

Scorpio finds himself back at BiLatinMen this week paired with the website’s perennial power bottom, Pimpin’. Aw, sweetie you’re not pimping - you’re whoring! Much to my surprise, the two actually make for a pretty hot couple and turn out a particularly good video.

Forget about Scorpio for a moment. Do you see that decor? Cum-stained carpet, a model boat as a centerpiece on a mismatched dining set, and a couch manufactured back in the Carter Administrator. But you can’t expect much more from BiLatinMen and Scorpio does look pretty damn good given the degree of ugly that surrounds [...]

Marcel is not the type of guy you’d want to come upon in a dark alley late at night. No, he’s the type of guy you’d want to come all over upon in a dark motel room late at night. Marcel has a thick, deep masculine voice and a calm personality. This is probably why [...]

If there was going to be one former BiLatinMen model to make a reappearance on the website, I’m glad it’s Sporty. There’s just something undeniably sexy about seeing the tables turned on a thug with him getting fucked instead of his friend with the gayest haircut ever. As hot as the photos are, the video [...]

Sorry about not posting for the past few days. Not that I’m actually sorry about it, but the post just sounds nicer if I open that way, you know? To sort of make up for it I thought I’d throw in the video for this BiLatinMen update. I’m just a giving person. Here we have [...]

This week BiLatinMen brings us a really hot amateur in 23-year-old Alonzo. Haven’t been able to say that in a while. Like all BiLatinMen models, Alonzo is straight but will go at a guy if the opportunity arises. Apparently to Alonzo you’re only gay if you swallow (I say the same thing about virginity). And [...]

One of my pet peeves is guys who completely shave everything in the crotch region. If I was attracted to that look, I’d go find me an 8-year-old to molest (you don’t have to take them to dinner). But the newest model at BiLatinMen, Efrain, takes this to the opposite extreme. You’re bound to have [...]

The BiLatinMen adventure in diluting the “thug” image they’ve cultivated over the past five years continues this week with Rey and Elias. I can’t put my finger on where I’ve seen them before, but trust me - they’ve been around. Is there any facet of our economy not subject to outsourcing? Last I checked there [...]

Well, they’re not horrible. The clumsy lighting and tacky furniture is, but at least the guys aren’t. Guess that’s a step in the right direction for BiLatinMen. Vicente returns this week and works up a sweat with Julio - like seriously works up a sweat. I’d imagine most guys would be in and out of [...]

If BiLatinMen is going to outsource all their porn to Brazil and abandon the Southern California market, then they really need to stop using their faux ghetto terminology. They describe the scene with Juliano and Vince as follows: “While watching straight porn, these two homies decide to give each other a helping hand.” Straight homies? [...]