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Models featured from various major magazines

I know - that’s hardly a revelation. The magazine has always been a fluff piece for closeted gays and casual coffee table material for others. I was in Vons to pick up some beer when a copy of the magazine was oddly out right in front of the periodicals stand. And I (being a dirty [...]

In all honesty, I’ve about had my fill of seeing Xander Scott, Chris Rockway & Reese Rideout in their various forms of undress. Yes, they’re all good-looking guys with amazing bodies, but at some point its time to hang it up and get a salaried job. However, this layout from the November issue of Men [...]

I’ve always wondered why Julio Carillo wasn’t a bigger pornographic thespian. Even though he’s gone on a steroid bender as of late, he’s still one of the best looking guys in the business. He manages to blur the line between cute and sexy like few others can. In this layout from October issue of Men [...]

Levi Poulter has beginnings that go back to modeling for Abercrombie & Fitch campaigns. How did this model end up stripping past his skivvies to drop trow for Men Magazine? Well, he’s still a model, and let’s just say that meth is a horrible, horrible drug.

Ricky Stuart has actually been featured in two different posts on this website and I didn’t even know who the hell he was until I ran into another set of him from the April 2006 edition of Freshmen. It’s not like porn stars deserve being mentioned by name anyway. Well, three times a charm. Here’s [...]

I’m not one for following the adult entertainment industry very closely, so I’m not exactly sure who this “Franky” is from the February issue of Freshmen. Just taking a wild stab at it, I’ll assume he’s Brazilian and either does porn or is a stripper. After all, stripping is the Brazilian national pastime. Makes you [...]

I’m assuming Shane Colter is from the February issue of Men and I’m assuming he’s a pornographic thespian of some sort. And I must say, he’s quite a looker. Maybe even Sears Catalog quality if it wasn’t for all the porn.

Is it possible for a professional pornographic thespian to be overexposed? In the case of François Sagat, I’d have to say so. Just knowing that an infinite number of men have dumped their load in him is a bit of a turn off. Could there be any traction left with his ass during sex? But it’s [...]

Here’s a look at one of the newest movies from Hot House, Justice. It’s said to be their biggest production to date, which makes me wonder why they didn’t get some better-looking whores to star in it. I don’t need to see Shane Rollins six different scenes. You know what - I don’t need to [...]

Omer may not be Latino, but the 19-year-old Israeli is close enough. In fact, I’m going to let up on exclusively cornering the Latino weblog niche and just start featuring guys I generally find aesthetically pleasing. As a card-carrying wetback myself, most guys here will still be Latino. But any guy that’s tall, dark, and [...]

Zack Vasquez is Hispanic (of some sort) and has been modeling (to various degrees) for a while now. But the powers at Men have decided that he’ll be white for their October issue. They’ve rebranded him as “Zack Johnathan” for his layout in the magazine. The motive behind it is blatantly…racist. With light skin and [...]

Daniel Marvin is BY FAR my favorite model that I’ve ever posted. I mean, you could bounce a Sacagawea off that ass. So to say I’m happy to see more of him from September’s Men would be putting it lightly. I featured him back in June with his boyfriend Pedro Andreas, so feel free to [...]