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That name kind of threw me off for a moment. We don’t get many Malachis out here on the southern Left Coast. From the looks of the combination of his stage names, we can probably peg Malachi Marx as Jewish, with that first name rising in popularity in the past few decades for some (non-Jesus) godforsaken reason. If you can get over that name and his probable blind support of Israel, Malachi is one of the best-looking models to ever appear at Randy Blue. Get ready for the inevitable five hundred photo sets of him, which in this case is nothing to complain about.

Sandro has appeared on just about every website every created by man. Hell, I think I even spotted him on Focus on the Family’s website as a special feature. So it’s about time he’d work his way over to VarsityMen. On the off chance you didn’t get enough of him the first 51 times you saw him, here’s some more.
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Richardson Ferreira graces the cover of the November issue of G Magazine. In what seems like an eternity since G featured a guy who wasn’t a model or stripper, Richardson appears on the Brazilian sketch comedy Zorra Total. He’s good-looking enough, but I can’t say he really butters my muffin, nor would I even be able point to where my muffin is. More photos coming soon.

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David Havanero is a 23-year-old fitness instructor and personal trainer. He doesn’t do erotic photography, he doesn’t do pornographic photography, and he will only travel outside France if travel expenses are paid. I can see him not wanting to do anything pornographic, but I don’t see where he gets off saying he doesn’t do erotic photography. If he doesn’t thing lying naked on a bed with only a small piece of cloth covering his crotch isn’t erotic, I’m not sure what he thinks will be.

Who’d ever guess that winning the hearts and minds of socially-conservative blacks would involve calling any random black person within sight a nigger? The passage of Proposition 8 in California (which, may I add, was part of my angry glut of NOs I slapped on the state propositions) has brought into focus the racial tensions we all know have long bubbled just under the surface in the “gay community.” You know, with these tensions being the reason gay porn with more than one black, Asian, or Latino person is labeled as “ethnic” and separated from “regular” porn, or the reason blacks feel the need to hold their own Pride events, or even the popular belief that my penis will in some way taste like chorizo. So I can’t say I’m surprised that blacks holding “NO on 8″ signs are being called niggers at “No on 8″ rallies by preppy white gays sporting Abercrombie & Fitch polos who snort meth between racist chants, nor I am surprised that the blame for the passage of the proposition is squarely being placed on solid voter turnouts of blacks and Latinos. But all of this leaves me a bit confused. What happened to sticking this whole thing to the Mormons? Didn’t we all agree with that? via Rod 2.0 and Jasmyne Cannick

Kako Esteves brings his meaty thighs and thick ass over to G Magazine this week after appearing at LatinJocks as “Martins” few weeks ago. Unfortunately, Kako also brought over his meaty and thick eyebrows, too. A little plucking goes a long way, Kako.
Related Post: Martins @ LatinJocks

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I’ll give Terra this: Lucas Resende at least looks a little different from the guys they typically trot out month after month. And by different I mean that November’s The Boy model is bit more muscular than usual and his facial features are much more masculine. But I am going to have to give Lucas demerit for this: He says Texas is his “viagem dos sonhos” (journey of dreams). Really - of all the places in the world to dream about, Texas? via seteventos.org

I know - that’s hardly a revelation. The magazine has always been a fluff piece for closeted gays and casual coffee table material for others. I was in Vons to pick up some beer when a copy of the magazine was oddly out right in front of the periodicals stand. And I (being a dirty heathen) couldn’t stand not to thumb through it given that the the cover model (being disgustingly hot) was so damn enticing.

Now that I’ve romanticized me going down a grocery aisle, let me get to the point of this post: what the hell is the purpose of Men’s Workout? The workout routines have been simplified to the point of being of no help to beginners, and the models aren’t provocatively posed or dressed enough to make the magazine very sexually arousing. It’s simply just a collection of extremely good-looking guys, and even then there are better magazines for that. Yes, this annoyed me so much… that I bought it. Because the cover model was, after all, disgusting hot.

Luiz appeared as “Rolando” over at LatinBoyz back in August, and here he is a Fetiche model for G Magazine. While the art direction of this layout is better than the one that precedes it, the photography in the LatinBoyz one is much superior. G’s shoots have come to lack any sexiness, begging the question of why we should even care anymore.
Related Post: Rolando @ LatinBoyz

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Mitch is a bartender at a popular São Paulo hangout and he’s been very flirtatious with his patrons since he has worked there. So friendly, that after a couple drinks Mitch fully agreed to model for VarsityMen. It seems that Mitch had rent to get paid. Mitch loved showing off and said he might even ask his boyfriend to model with him next time. We should naturally expect their shoot to come pretty damn close to rent time.

Pedro Andreas and Daniel Marvin sure are giving Leo Giamani a run for his money as the most overexposed porn stars in recent memory. Here they are with Kevin Gage for induction of Fabrizio and Fernando Mangiatti into the Dominium secret society. The five-way fuck fest begins as all the men take turns with the Mangiattis twins’ asses. As is the case with any family members doing porn together, it’s a rather conflicting experience: is this a turn on, or is this really, really disturbing? I’m willing to declare it the latter, just as long as they don’t take their brotherly love any further.
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