Internet Whore.
Since prostitution is technically illegal, Log Cabin Republicans have to get their kicks in somehow while they’re camping out in the District of Columbia. I mean, you can’t spend all day being self-hating bastards now can you? That’s where masseur extraordinaire Gilberto Rojas comes in. Not only is he quite the looker, but I’m pretty sure his “full body” massages are within the law.


