YEAR OF THE ANGRY CHILD.com

David isn’t the first LatinJocks model to put an actual fruit up the nether regions of his body - nor will he be the last. I guess it’s sort of interesting in a historical way. It’s what I’d imagine queens all across the world did back in the olden days before dildos were invented. In the very least, it certainly makes you glad to live in a developed country where a plethora of sexual devices run free. Though I wonder what David could do with a pumpkin…