Internet Whore.
I’m so tired of all these classy profiles on gay websites. How am I supposed to call you a whore if you don’t post any pictures of yourself with your ankles above your head? We all know you’re an unlovable skank who has to constantly meet new people on the Internet because you’re a loser and nobody can stand to be around you for too long - so just cut to the point. Take a look at my favorite pornographic thespian, Martin Mazza. He’s such a skank that he made a career out of it and people love him for it (including me). Speaking of Mazza, he just launched a brand new website that showcases him in all his splendid glory, all for free. It’s worth checking out.
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