Internet Whore.
You don’t get to be a bigger internet whore than being a spokesperson for the world’s largest inventory of internet whores. You know, that website that claims to be a positive voice for the international gay community and yet plays into many of the vices that plague that very group including, but not limited to, anonymous hookups, recreational drug usage, Christina Aguilera, and pornography. That actually made it sound pretty good, didn’t it? At least Patricio is farther along in his modeling career than any of those sad sods from Model Mayhem. He might not even be reduced to gay porn like so many of you think will happen to Anthony.
