YEAR OF THE ANGRY CHILD.com

Why do porn websites have to lie about their models?Well, I know why they do it but it annoys the fuck out of me when they make it so obvious. I’m not interested in them because they donate to St. Jude’s or have a B.S. in molecular physics. No, I like them because they’re willing to strip down for a few bucks and I get to see this even though they’re half a world away in Brazil. So fabricating these elaborate back stories and changing their names seems pretty stupid to me. Case in point: this week’s model from LatinBoyz, “Alexander.” See, I’ve always really liked Sam Mendes from his Pau Brasil videos and would’ve actually enjoyed a really good photo set of him. Instead I get an extremely sexy one of this “Alexander” and a reminder that a five dollar ho has no credibility to begin with.