2006 Sandy Vagina Winners

If there’s one good thing I can say about the Sandy Vagina Awards, it’s that it gives me another domain name to play around with before I add features to this one. As for the bad things, well, mostly I just stopped caring. Spiting people takes a lot effort - effort that they don’t deserve in the first place. It’s safe to say I won’t even bother this year. Oh, and QueerClick took EVERY SINGLE category they were nominated in. MethClick indeed had the Sandiest Vagina of 2006. I guess that was pretty good, too.
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2006 Sandy Vagina Awards

Yeah, laugh it up with Bryanboy everyone. The city I grew up in has the highest density of Filipinos in the US. The smell of garlic waifs under your nose by 5:30 every morning. AND you can’t even fool around with any of your hot neighbors because of the whole small penis thing. Still, if more Filipinos were like Bryanboy - and gay people in general for that matter - maybe I wouldn’t hate you all so much. God that sounds SO BAD when you say it out loud.

I know insulting your entire and race and penis size doesn’t appear very congratulatory, but that’s about as close I come to complements. So congratulations on having the cleanest vagina of 2006 Bryanboy. You earned it sexy.

2006 Sandy Vagina Award Winners:

  • “Get Your Head Out Of Your Sandy Vagina” Weblog QueerClick.com
  • Whores Galore Weblog QueerClick.com
  • “Santee” Award for Most Racist Weblog QueerClick.com
  • “Its a Wonder How You Get Any Hits” Weblog OhLaLaParis.com
  • “Who the Fuck Gave You Authority to Give Awards” Weblog Awards Gay Bloggies (by QueerClick)
  • “We Are Going to Con You Out of $50″ Commercial Website CorbinFisher.com
  • Gay “Celebrity” with the Sandiest Vagina Reichen Lehmkuhl
  • Sandiest Vagina of 2006 QueerClick.com
  • Cleanest Vagina of 2006 Bryanboy.com

Thanks to the literally TENS of you who took the time to spread the hate and not your asses for the short time it took to vote. And thanks even more for resuming spreading your assess afterwards. Together we can make a difference. We didn’t, but yeah…


 

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