Internet Whore.
You got to love a guy who opens his profile with “the only queen that I’ll sleep with is my mattress.” I’m totally stealing that. Having gone from pudgy to pokeable in the past year, it’s understandable that HelliwouldCalifornia’s quite full proud of himself right now. But do you really need to plaster your e-mail address across your face? I wasn’t going to steal your photos and put a profile up on Adam4Scabies. Still, nothing’s sexier than “overly-done sarcasm, dry humor, dumbassedness, and the like” - except for eating a tostada off someone’s body. God I love tostadas.
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