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Problem was surprised when the guys at BiLatinMen informed him that he was really well endowed and larger than most guys out there. The 22-year-old must have had gym class in Compton or something because there’s no other explanation for him thinking he was average. If only that was the average size…

Meet Brazil’s version of Tony Little: 25-year-old fitness model Gustavo Lira. While they both hock crappy exercise contraptions that break a week after their warranties are up, the similarities between the two quite obviously end there. For instance, one is an extremely sexy example of what his exercise machine doesn’t actually do, and the other [...]

That name isn’t getting any better in Portuguese, either. But when you’ve got disgustingly well toned muscles and perfect facial features, it’s rather easy to overlook the fact that your mom must’ve been drunk during most of the pregnancy. I was going to comment on how Sagatiba’s got just the perfect amount of body hair [...]

Why do porn websites have to lie about their models?Well, I know why they do it but it annoys the fuck out of me when they make it so obvious. I’m not interested in them because they donate to St. Jude’s or have a B.S. in molecular physics. No, I like them because they’re willing [...]

Here’s one family line that never saw a raping by a Spaniard. That wide Aztec face of 23-year-old Santos actually looks pretty good on him (if I do say so). And in case you couldn’t notice by the frequency of him having his ass in the air in his photos, Santos prefers to be at [...]

“FitRoman” states rather firmly that he’s already found the right man for himself. But he just decided to post a bunch of naked pictures on BigMuscle to find a caring, lifelong friend he can forever cherish (or something like that). Sounds a bit crazy to me, too… crazy like a fox!
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Franc may not be the most handsome or the classiest girl in the room, but he was willing to strip down and masturbate that banana cock of his for some petty cash. Now that’s just something you can’t argue with.

I know there’s at least two of you out there that enjoyed Klaus Hee’s return to G Magazine last month. He didn’t really blow my skirt up, but that’s just me. Anyway, for the pair of you who care, here’s his video prazer from G Magazine.
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22-year-old Lucas is between jobs right now so he decided to pose for BiLatinMen to pocket an extra 7 bucks. He’s says he’s mostly straight, with “mostly” being the operative word here. There is that sex scene that was added to BiLatinMen today where he’s pounding another guy. But what straight doesn’t do that every [...]

There is a downside to featuring someone so incredibly near perfect like 31-year-old Marcus Rezende so early in the year. Think about it: everyone else for rest of the 2007 will appear to have a face a little uglier, a penis a little smaller, and an ass a little flatter. As for the upsides, well, [...]

Not claiming to be an expert on human sexuality or anything, but I’m pretty sure you don’t get to call yourself bicurious any longer once you’ve actually laid up with whichever sex you were curious about. Whatever delusional little world you want to live in is your prerogative, I suppose. 20-year-old Francisco is at least [...]

Sam is featured in the 2007 Provocateur Exhibition Calendar by Felix Drobek-truesdale and just totally makes all the other guys look like the fabulously photographed Euro trash that they are. Maybe it’s the subtle sneer in his photos that reminds me of my dad, but I find Sam to be the epitome of sexiness. Wait- [...]