SPREAD THE HATE, NOT YOUR ASS
Maybe you were too busy trying to pick up underaged Mexican boys in Tijuana and forgot to vote in the US midterm elections a few weeks ago. If so, you can not only redeem yourself as an American but also as a gay homosexual by voting in the 2006 Sandy Vagina Awards. It would be a little out of my style to pass out awards that were practically the equivalent of giving out handjobs over the Internet. The Sandy Vaginas are about recognizing websites that represent everything that is wrong with being gay – then shoving that fact down their throats only the way an underpaid Brazilian tranny could otherwise do.
Not all of it is completely hateful. The Cleanest Vagina Award recognizes a model gay website that every other gay website only wishes it could get a Cleveland Steamer from.
So go ahead, spread the hate. And rig the fucking awards by voting a couple hundred times if you want. While I’m not completely done with the website, the polls are open.
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