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Gustavo stars in Pau Brasil’s latest film, Sex House 2, in his greatest attempt yet to elevate himself out of third world poverty. By my total and complete professional opinion that I somehow formed, it should take him at least 173 more porn flicks at his current pay to crawl above Brazil’s poverty line. Modern [...]

Maybe you were too busy trying to pick up underaged Mexican boys in Tijuana and forgot to vote in the US midterm elections a few weeks ago. If so, you can not only redeem yourself as an American but also as a gay homosexual by voting in the 2006 Sandy Vagina Awards. It would be [...]

The sad part about the release of Bruno Canaan’s video prazer from G Magazine is that this is probably the last we’ll ever see of him (naked). As for the good part - it’s more Bruno Canaan. The sight of Canaan is almost enough to erase lingering images in my mind of Eric Lobao that [...]

It’s not that I’m purposely trying to find profiles of hungry power bottoms. But when there’s a plethora to choose from on Big Muscle and I tire of sifting through photos of naked men older than my father, I sort of just give up. Speaking of just giving it up, Romel’s a 33-year-old whore guy [...]

I know I said Miro Moreira’s face looks like he does crack off of some whore’s ass in a back alley on El Cajon Blvd, but after seeing him with even less clothing in the Members Only photos I’ll have to bump him up to snorting coke off some escort’s ass in a motel room [...]

Why Eduardo wasn’t the featured LatinBoyz model this week and Vanilla Nick was is totally beyond me. Eduardo’s almost too pretty to touch (not that would stop anyone). Yeah, he’s got a firm six-pack and is hung really well- but it’s that facial bone structure that is really his prized asset. When he turns 25 [...]

Picture this: you’ve worked your ass off for years to get that perfect body that you’ve always wanted. Everywhere you go tarts and whores are all over you like… tarts and whores on anyone with a pulse. Then you start to loose your hair prematurely and are knocked down from a solid 9 to a [...]

Do I actually spot a VarsityMen model that isn’t sporting a MethClick t-shirt? As impressed as I am with that simple fact, that phallus Tad’s packing is even more impressive. You’re almost guaranteed to need a few stitches afterward.

I think it’s extremely important for any man to know exactly what his strengths are. “HotLeanLatino” clearly knows what his is: that ass. And most of his photos on BigMuscle are of just that (with no complaints here). But that hair has got to go. It makes him look Asian, and who the fuck books [...]

Here’s a look at one of the newest movies from Hot House, Justice. It’s said to be their biggest production to date, which makes me wonder why they didn’t get some better-looking whores to star in it. I don’t need to see Shane Rollins six different scenes. You know what - I don’t need to [...]

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I always like to try to spot the flaws on the midweek bonus models at LatinBoyz. There’s always something slightly off about them that resulted in them being banished to Tuesday. In 22-year-old Ezequiel’s case, his head is laughably not proportional to the rest of his body and his [...]

Let me attempt to describe what happens in the newest sex scene from LatinBoyz without editorializing too much:
Two moderately attractive models start to have sex for the sake of having penises. Then some even less attractive queen just stumbles through an unlocked door and joins in (because he also has a penis). The queen takes [...]