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Cauã Henry is the best thing to happen to braces since Isaac Hanson. And yes, I mean that Isaac Hanson from late 90’s super fucking great group Hanson (it’s been a slow decade for braces). You can get his photos and video at the link below.
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I guess Casa de Criadores is Brazil’s sad take on New York Fashion Week or something like that. I didn’t really care to find out. But here are some of the better-looking models from the event’s first day (yesterday).

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I knew there was a reason LatinBoyz only showed us Pedro’s ass in their model preview last week. So while the 19-year-old might not exactly be my cup of tea, if anything he’s a prime example of of the variety of guys LatinBoyz has. In fact, he’s not even in the same hemisphere as my [...]

Adrian Fernandes can pose nude for anyone he likes, as many times as he likes. I promise not to complain. He was G Magazine’s Macho da Hora back in July and has whipped it out for Mix Brasil as well. He might as well get it all in while he can since he’s already pushing [...]

I don’t know if it’s the brow line or those dark eyes, but that stare of his is just piercing. Who in their right mind could say no to Cory requesting your platinum MasterCard or a threesome with a retarded midget? I’d dare you bitches to try. But what’s with that Anglicized stage name? My [...]

Doesn’t he do subpar porn or something? If not, he definitely should. JR just has something inherently skanky sexy about him.
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Under all that perfectly sculpted body is a deeply character-flawed man. Or maybe there’s some sort of freakish growth hiding under that beanie. Because there has got to be some sort of trade off with someone who looks as damn near perfect as 20-year-old Johnny does. The “bisexual” says his only major turnoff is bad [...]

It just tears me in two that people in Brazil are so poor that they can’t afford clothing. Why else would half the images on the Internet be of naked Brazilians? 24-year-old Léo Passos is just following protocol, having stripped down for everything from gay magazines to tranny films- despite apparently being of the heterosexual [...]

Antony Robins could easily be a coverboy for G. But I guess he isn’t worthy on account of him being a mere stripper and not some “famous” reality show “star.” All I know is that I’d much rather look at Antony in glossy print than the horrible mistake that was Dan Dan. And no, I [...]

What would a week be without a Marcos Sevillas layout? Just a complete fucking mess, if you ask me. And for the record, I still haven’t tired of looking at him. Bring on next week’s, Randy.

Alan Karlos is the perfect example of why you shouldn’t use steroids. I would just die if someone ever uttered the words, “Is it in yet?” And why would you even admit to the world that you’re packing a stubby? That’s nature’s way of telling you to stay out of the limelight. But since everything [...]

Since Jherrad’s lifelong dream of becoming a successful proctologist was dashed on account of him being a complete mimbo, he decided to take one last stab at amateur porn before he becomes a professional and starts doing lines off Mathew Rush’s ass between takes. True story. I just really hope he keeps in mind that [...]