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If you ask me, a queen with a great ass is one of god’s greatest creations. But it has got to be slightly depressing when your ass is hotter than your face. In fact, most of Ariel’s photos at LatinBoyz are just of that ass of his. And I’m not complaining one bit.

You can’t fault BiLatinMen for staying true to its East L.A. gutter trash roots, but you can find fault in the website for continuing its streak of ugly. Silly himself isn’t ugly- he’s just guilty by association. I guess some guys must find the possibility of being strangled by an ex-felon to be sexy, but [...]

Even though I can’t point out Bolivia out on a map, I’m pretty sure I could point out a naked Bolivian any day. I’m still honing in on that Jake Cruise-esque sixth sense for third world poverty, but I’ll get there someday. Meanwhile, someone over at LatinBoyz is pretty damn good at spotting it and [...]

At least one of them is worth looking at. Rebel is one of only a few models that have appeared on LatinBoyz that I actually thought was hetero and only posed because he flunked out of ITT Tech and desperately needed cash. Him being back in a sex scene either means he is in fact [...]

You can spank my ass and call me Sally the moment a BiLatinMen model states something in his bio along the lines of “I’m looking to fall in love and be in a meaningful relationship for the rest of my life.” While I can only roll my eyes when Boss says he likes to dance, [...]

While I couldn’t be happier that the Gustavo Moraes video prazer has finally been released, it’s a bit sad considering this will probably be the last of him we see for a while. Hopefully he’ll work his way into a few other publications in the future or just appears in G Magazine a couple hundred [...]

Omer may not be Latino, but the 19-year-old Israeli is close enough. In fact, I’m going to let up on exclusively cornering the Latino weblog niche and just start featuring guys I generally find aesthetically pleasing. As a card-carrying wetback myself, most guys here will still be Latino. But any guy that’s tall, dark, and [...]

Zack Vasquez is Hispanic (of some sort) and has been modeling (to various degrees) for a while now. But the powers at Men have decided that he’ll be white for their October issue. They’ve rebranded him as “Zack Johnathan” for his layout in the magazine. The motive behind it is blatantly…racist. With light skin and [...]

Count me in the segment of the population that isn’t aroused by glory holes and Chevron bathrooms. You know, normal people. I just have a hard time believing that 22-year-old Enzo has such a hard time getting laid that he needs to frequent roadside rest stops and have sex with anonymous, overweight men. I guess [...]

I wasn’t very fond of Rogério Miranda when he appeared in the July issue of G Magazine, so it’s of no surprise that I missed most of his layout. But I’ve fixed that now and the entire thing is now up in his Gallery. And let’s just say that after this month’s Dan Dan disaster [...]

Guys named Tony are assholes. Just ask around. And you can totally tell by his photos that this Tony is arrogant and a selfish lover. Not that this is all that bad all the time. Every girl likes a guy to slap her around a little bit and walk all over her dignity.

If I were to cut my age in half and try to solicit sex online, that’d be like, super silly and stuff. I mean, I know how much everyone secretly desires 10-year-olds and everything… With that said, there’s just no way Adolfo is 30. Your face just doesn’t cave in like that unless you’re an [...]