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Looks like Alex has graduated from BiLatinMen and moved on to bigger and better things at LatinBoyz. It’s not a huge leap up the ladder in terms of the porn world, but it is the next step towards eventually being under the massive, overweight thumb of Chi Chi LaRue. What is strange is how he [...]

As requested, here’s the layout and video of Klaus Hee from the January 2004 issue of G Magazine. He’s also on the cover of this month’s issue since god knows there aren’t enough people in Brazil and they couldn’t get anyone else to pose. You can find that layout in the Gallery.
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My favorite part of the profile of “hems10” isn’t his photos (which he is disgustingly photogenic in, by the way). Rather, it’s the way he describes himself with just about every other adjective in the English language - followed up by listing his favorite physical activities with every verb he could think of. Strange how [...]

No, you’re not having a bad acid trip. Someone actually chose that background for a photo shoot. As for Pedro Viggiani, he’s far and beyond better than that mess they trotted out last year. Or maybe he just appears that way next to the background? I’m having trouble saving the stream of his video, so [...]

Bruno Meneghel’s ass was just popping out of his jeans one day and luckily someone was there to capture all of it on camera. Maybe there is a god. It’s an ass like his that turns stripping from a dirty hobby into a moderately successful career.

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So what the hell could I possibly say about fine ass Joelle that is bad besides that giant scar on his head? He tours the country as a dancer. Dancers have one of the least respectable occupations in the whole world. They’re a notch below five dollar hookers in my book.

Since nobody else seems up to leaking pictures as of late, I finally broke down and bought a membership to G Magazine. While the exchange rate was pretty sexy, you bitches still fucking owe me. I’m like totally subsidizing your perverted thoughts and shit. The sight of Brenno Santiago alone was worth the price of [...]

Pedro really needs to pace himself a little more. Poor kid’s going to be a washed up amateur porn star by age 19. I think this is like his fifteenth time posing for LatinBoyz this month or something like that. Thanks to Lucky the sex scene is actually pretty fucking hot. But LatinBoyz really needs [...]

With absolutely no bitchy remark from me, I present to you the 2006 Whore of the Year: Gustavo Moraes. I do feel a little bad referring to him as a “whore” since he was one of the nominees that actually isn’t one. But he did take his clothes off for money - close enough. He [...]

It’s not how handsome or congenial you are that makes you an Internet Whore - it’s how slutty your profile is. And Roberto’s Big Muscle profile is one of the sluttiest that I’ve seen that wasn’t a porn star’s. Who is taking these pictures of him? Did he just need one of him bent over naked [...]

In his umpteenth appearance here, we finally find out what was under Rebel’s bandana: hair. I had a hunch that was what it would be on account of me being a fucking genius and everything. But without all the mystery, I just sort of feel like the fire has gone out of the romance.
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I’ll forgo the usual rant about how obvious it is that VarsityMen is trying to package their Brazilian models as White by giving them distinctly American names It’s not like it helps. Brent couldn’t look anymore like a Consuelo if he was in a strawberry with beads of sweat dripping off his back.