maybe we can both fuck u on my car
Maybe I give off a scent or something. I’M NOT A SLUT (when I’m sober). I am not going to have sex with your boyfriend and you (if I’m sober). I’m not going to leave any stains in your car (if I’m sober). And I especially WILL NOT let you buy me some cute underwear so I can take it off for you two (unless they’re REALLY cute). Just wanted to clear all this up.
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