Perez has herpes!

The only person sluttier than Kookie LaGumdrop, Perez Hilton, is almost dead! Pending litigation (from his even sluttier cousin Paris Hilton) has forced an almost complete shut down of http://www.pagesixsixsix.com !!! Perez can’t even lay claim to be Paris’ cousin! The shame!!! If you’re a beefy New York-based lawyer, get your beefy ass over to defend our trashtastic friend.

One Response to “Perez has herpes!”

  1. Thanks for the support!

    xoxo

    P.

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