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Franco @ LatinBoyz
22-year-old Franco from Los Angeles claims both Mexican and Italian ancestry. Could there be a more perfect union? Despite his willingness to show off that perfect ass of his, he claims to only be a top. But since he says he hasn’t any sexual turn-offs, don’t count that as being written in stone.
Perez.
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Shirley’s a bigger slut than Perez
Yes, it’s true- there is someone sluttier than Perez besides Paris. Just look at the new Garbage video “Sex is Not the Enemy” @ http://www.garbage.com/
I FONDLED PEREZ HILTON
The Ramada Sisiters had Perez and I over for some Viagra Martinis just last night- and I had Perez instead! Smelled like Clorox though…YUM! Just look:
Perez Hilton said…
I want your sex! ha ha;-)
6:21:36 PM
Ricardo @ LatinBoyz
Calling Ricardo a “grower” may possibly be the biggest understatement you’ll ever hear. The guy has some serious girth on him, almost matching that of a water bottle. That’s either a bonus or a bust depending on how big of a slut you are.
Perez wants my sex!
In the NO DUH of the year, Perez is all over me like Clay Aiken on Latin rent boys! I’m famous!!! Behold the hot message it left me:
Thanks for the support!
xoxoP.
–Posted by Perez Hilton to Year of the Angry Child at 5/8/2005 09:14:21 PM
No, thank you!
Perez has herpes!
The only person sluttier than Kookie LaGumdrop, Perez Hilton, is almost dead! Pending litigation (from his even sluttier cousin Paris Hilton) has forced an almost complete shut down of http://www.pagesixsixsix.com !!! Perez can’t even lay claim to be Paris’ cousin! The shame!!! If you’re a beefy New York-based lawyer, get your beefy ass over to [...]
Go ahead- scare the shit out of me
The Godfather of Gore, George Romaro, has his “Land of the Dead” movie coming to theatres June 24th! It is his first new zombie movie since “Day of the Dead” (1985) and follows in line with his “Dead” storyline. AND it features Aussie Simon Baker (Yums) and Asia Argento (Cherry-liped whore)!!! See movie trailer here: [...]
